"My eyes are gigantic like this to frighten you into submission. You will do my bidding! Fetch me my binkie and a tube of Desitin, minions!"
Danielle and Nathan, looking so pale in this picture, and wearing so much black, that they might as well be Goths.
"This pacifier gets me through the stress of all of you people constantly picking me up and handling me. And I really don't appreciate it when my dress flips up and my leggings fall down and you all yell, 'Plumber butt!' at me. That kind of hurts my feelings, people."
"Uncle Nate, you are delightful company. You make me giggle when you make those funny noises with your mouth. But would it kill you to shave? I mean, a girl can definitely use some exfoliation from time to time, but this is ridiculous!"
Lynn and Steve: "Christmas is nice and all, but we're heading for the tropics. Neener neener neener!"
"I'm really not sure I like all this hovering around me and setting off those big flashes in my eyes. How about you knock it off for a while, huh? It IS Christmas, after all!"
"Daddy says that when I grow up, I'm going to be the #1 fan of the All Blacks, New Zealand's rugby team. I'm not entirely sure what rugby is at this point, or why he keeps trying to teach me this thing called the 'haka.' It involves making faces and shouting, so I think I'll be pretty good at it soon..."